A comical look at blondes doing things their parents warned them about, but they did it anyway because their daddy didn't love them enough. Now they're off to college and the rest of us benefit from the learning curve.
Yes it's possible to be blonde and bald at the same time, just depends on your perspective. Take this blonde baldy girl for example; she was approached by a hair dresser who commented on her beautiful hair and she got offended and slapped the shit out of him. Later she started to wonder if he meant the hair on her head, but her blonde girlfriend convinced her that it really was her pussy he was talking about and he deserved everything he got.