A comical look at blondes doing things their parents warned them about, but they did it anyway because their daddy didn't love them enough. Now they're off to college and the rest of us benefit from the learning curve.
She Knows she's hot and wants the world to know it. Blondes have more fun (according to legend) because black men think they're hot and will buy them bling jewelry and dress them up in sexy outfits and ride them around in a limo to the best clubs in town. Blondes also like bad boys, so even a Wyoming cowboy who gets drunk and whoops on queers has a chance too. Blog writers never get blondes so we sympathetically live our lives through our rediculous fantasies.