A comical look at blondes doing things their parents warned them about, but they did it anyway because their daddy didn't love them enough. Now they're off to college and the rest of us benefit from the learning curve.
You came home from a hard day of cat wrangling only to find that your wife has invited all the den mothers over to discuss the new Girl Scout Cookie Campaign (GSCC). There is no dinner, yet a hint of fish smell permeates the air. When you politely inquire about dinner, all she says is; "muolkumnyrbrnumnum!" meaning, make it yourself ass face, and stay out of the cookies.