It's all fun and games till someone gets too drunk and pukes all over the big dog, then the ho get put in the dawg house and has the hose turned on her bubbly ass. She wakes up naked on the floor of the bathroom at some dank club wondering what the hell happened to the ho dress and her ho shoes she just bought at Gordmans. Yes, it's the life of a VIP ho...the glamour, the lights, the castodian with his dick in his hand.
I just checked out my "FREE 10 MINUTE WEEKLY MOVIES" (lesbians) and guess what? Yes...it's the "We Live Together" girls doing what they do best...yard work! NOT. I like to think that they do nothing all day but pick up lezbo chicks and bring them home to play with...but I also like to think that after they have their way with them, they make them pick up dog poop in the back yard...naked. Yes, and then do laundry and clean the toilets...naked. That could be why they have so few returning guests.
I'm not sure how it works out but all these lovely ladies seem to all have a great time licking and fucking each other all day. They do it in the pool, in the kitchen, living room, bedroom and sometimes in public. This must be the best work at home scheme ever invented because not one of them has a job which just gives them more time to play. All this is great except, what happens when they can't get along and have the inevitable cat fight? Well, that's probably another "Reality Kings" web site.
It is possible for a blonde to have so little upstairs that she just simply starts to float away. Fortunately, someone was close by to help out. If you tie a string to her nipple you'll have a pretty cool balloon.
Take a sexy porn star, give her a bunch of money to take on a pack of looser pud pounders then, film it for the world to see. I wish I had thought of something like that instead of the lousy wrist ashtray i invented.
How rude of this girl to want to sit down in the only lounge chair at the pool. Can't she see that these two are very busy and don't want to be disturbed.
Warning! if you accidentally swollow a condom seek medical attention and avoid consuming large quantities of soft drinks or this could happen to you.
Yes it's possible to be blonde and bald at the same time, just depends on your perspective. Take this blonde baldy girl for example; she was approached by a hair dresser who commented on her beautiful hair and she got offended and slapped the shit out of him. Later she started to wonder if he meant the hair on her head, but her blonde girlfriend convinced her that it really was her pussy he was talking about and he deserved everything he got.
" I'll let you suck on my tit for a while but I'm such a fox that I can't really give you the pleasure of seeing me get off on this. I'm sooo bored...could you turn on the TV or something...where's my cigarettes."
It started out innocent enough until one of them just had to take it to the next level, now the battle's on and the only way to stop these blonde vixens is to turn the hose on both of them. Thankfully, I just happen to have one right here in my hand.
It's bad enough she has to suck the cock of her mom's looser boyfriend who live in in the basement, but sending these mixed messages is just rediculous. Does she want her to suck or to breath? I'm on the daughters side here; can't we have both? Sometimes moms just don't understand that a girls got to breath, on her own...even when she sucks.
I never see anyone comment on porn blogs, I know it's too hard to type with just one hand but do me a favor and make up your own comment on this post I'm tired of typing with one hand too.
"I know we're clean so why do I feel so dirty?" she said, as the rubber duckie disappears between her legs in a golden triangle whirlpool..."and why do I squeak when I walk?"
In order to rank higher with google I am going to attempt something that is rarely done with blogs; I will attempt to update twice a day and use relevant keywords in my blogs that reflect what I have for meta keywords. I am ranked no:7 but if I just add the word Vixen, or vixen quite a few times I might be able to fool the googlebot into ranking my higher because he, she, or it doesn't recogize the work Vixen (as of yet) because I didn't use it at all in posts up till now; it only recognizes Blonde or blonde or blond, so using the phrase blonde vixen, or Blonde Vixen. Of course, I need to use the word blond or Blond also just in case someone spells it that way. What's quite unusual about all this is that 7% of my hit went to the words " hanging by her tits" which I've never used even in my daily life....OK rarely used anyway. So it just goes to show you; it doesn't matter what the fuck you do sometimes those fucking robots are going to do exactly what they want. I wonder if I used "blonde vixen robot" or "blonde vixen robot hanging by her tits"? Anyway, I'm sorry again today for wasting some more of your time with my blonde vixen or vixen or blond text. Hopefully, you'll understand that to bring you free porn sometimes you have to put up with a little but of fuckage along the way. By the way free porn is one of my keywords too...and soon fuckage will be added because I don't think anyone else is using it. Peace
She's looking for a good spot to squirt because marking your territory at a nice pad like this is essential to blonde vixen sluts that need to squirt, but also need a nice place to stay for a while. Other squirters will pick up on her scent and avoid these areas. It's OK to do it outside but sometimes frowned upon inside however, it depends on the cleaning lady...CLEANING LADY!!! CLEANING LADY!!! OOOWEEEE. Sorry Steve.
When Michelle wants to find more meat for her "We Live Together" website she heads over to the college where all the cheerleaders are practicing for the big game. The guys don't have a chance with these girls because they're all lezzies and love to be in her home-make videos. Michelle doesn't need to work because her website brings in lots of cash and this gives her plenty of time to hang around the school grounds looking for new and luscious kittens to bring home and molest. When Michelle does spend money it's usually for job related expenses like florescent battery operated dildos but the budget for her toys is comparable to what we would spend on a new car.
Confucius say; "Girl who fly upside down, have hairy crack up".
Go here first but then check out all the sites that Reality Kings has for free, then spend some money and get involved. Thats the only way were going to change things in this world is if people like you and me get involved in a positive way to make significant change. And if I'm elected I will have government sponsored websites full of free porn. Oh wait we already have that...OK I'll make sure we have a naked fat lady parade where everyone can throw clothes at them.
These guys are all geeks that couldn't get a date with their moms but they all went in together and bought this lovely little pet for the evening. She is more than happy to help them if they help her get her computer working again.
She Knows she's hot and wants the world to know it. Blondes have more fun (according to legend) because black men think they're hot and will buy them bling jewelry and dress them up in sexy outfits and ride them around in a limo to the best clubs in town. Blondes also like bad boys, so even a Wyoming cowboy who gets drunk and whoops on queers has a chance too. Blog writers never get blondes so we sympathetically live our lives through our rediculous fantasies.
I couldn't make this shit up, really, there is a site that specializes in "Wild Midget Orgies". This blonde is sucking on a wild midget tit but she better watch out cuz this wild midget could turn on her and who knows what might happen next. It's too bad that this site wasn't up during the big dot.com craze so we could see "wild midget wrangler" commercials during the Superbowl. And while were talking about the Superbowl; why can't they combine beer and Viagra together into one commercial? Anyone calling Coors yet? Remember it was my idea...don't steal it or I'll sick some wild midgets on yur ass.
Ever heard of Black Crack? This girl love is along with many other whores on this site. Yes, Black Crack Whores searches the streets and alleys for willing gutter crack whores to munch on black dick. You'll laugh, you'll cry and mabe even pee your pants in anticipation. What will these clever black dicks do next?
Meat holes is the where this bubbly blonde gets pounded probably a little more than she expected, but she comes through in the end. Sometimes it's better for them to finger it out for themselves, until the solution comes. Note: This site has video consoles to watch the movies so you don't have to download.
If the nostril holes are large enough or if the penis is small enough this can be accomplished by direct insertion. Otherwise, snort a cup of jizz twice daily and call me in the morning.
Yes they are big and beautiful, but natural..? Mabe on the planet "Gravitit" where all the womens tits defy gravity and point to the stars. Sometimes the men tie strings to them to keep from floating away. "Scotty set our course for Gravitit, I'll be in the transporter room taking a crap if you need me". Captains log.....
"Really are you sure you want to call your site that?" the webmaster looks puzzled as the company owner explains his decision; "we don't have time to think up a good name because some of our moms are so old and ugly that we're worried they may die before we can video them" the webmaster seems convinced but just has to ask one more question; "I understand now, so...who's your first old lady model?" The room goes quiet and someone it the back quietly says; "Your mom".
This ones for you honey! This is the site I was telling you about and I am dedicating this blog to you today. Your a really hot chick and I wish I could share your pictures with the world. Mabe when the campaign is over and your not so pissed at Obama we could post a few..what do you think?
Probably not a bad idea to mix some grapefruit or lemon with it but these girls like it straight up. I'ts also a good thing that the "golden necter" is sterile or there would be about 25 women in the emergency room everyday of the week considering how many of these videos are made. You gotta hand it to the producers for finding so many girls that will participate in public to sell this niche. Reality vids are really catching on so the trend is attracting some beautiful women willing to do some extreme & wicked stuff. Go trend go...
Looks kinda like Pam but I don't think it is. She sure is sexy and there is plenty more of her and other vixens at Cat Dancerz. I know it's a store, but it doesn't hurt to brouse around. You might find something that looks good on you special someone. Unless that special someone is a sheep. Just remember sheep don't fuck people...people do!
You guessed it, the name of this site is called: Big Tits Boss! Lots of free trailers with large breasted women bossing men around and then fucking them. There's some copy that comes with the site that I'm suppose to use for promo and here is a sample: Today Jessica was going over some of the company expenses when she noticed that Billy had done some extra spending of the company money. She called him into her office! She then made him work her to pay off for the extra funds that he spent on his business trip. And work he did, fucking her on almost every surface of her office and she was loving evey minute of it! So..what'd you think? Should I use the copy that comes with the pixs or just make stuff up as I go, as usual. Hard call I know.
You came home from a hard day of cat wrangling only to find that your wife has invited all the den mothers over to discuss the new Girl Scout Cookie Campaign (GSCC). There is no dinner, yet a hint of fish smell permeates the air. When you politely inquire about dinner, all she says is; "muolkumnyrbrnumnum!" meaning, make it yourself ass face, and stay out of the cookies.
This is Kendra and she has a secret! She's a natural blonde and likes to go for quiet walks on the beach at dusk! She also likes pizza and measuring her chest (34 all natural) and kissing her girfriend who is extremely jealous of her for having such a popular website. The drama...
A word of advice, women should always sit down to pee. It's bad enough cleaning up after the men but please...come-on..."I do and do for you girls and this is the thanks I get? Just wait till your father gets home and sees this."
